expat – Franchement

How Being An Expat Made Me Uniquely Adapted to Our Current Mandated Confinement

You merely adopted the isolation. I was born in it, molded by it.

I once had an Airbnb that came equipped with butter and jam, that's how important they are to French breakfast.

French breakfast is different from your breakfast, but it’s also extremely important so don’t talk shit about it.

In a fit of optimism, I thought we’d be the first international movers to receive our moving boxes early.

Traffic in paris during the 2019 transportation strike

A very abridged and unresearched first-person account of what the transportation strikes in Paris have been like.

In Paris everyone is constantly eating, carrying, or buying bread. And you can too!

White sneakers as far as the eye can see, but why?

Ham sandwich from monoprix

I love writing off-topic reviews of frozen, unusual, and unhealthy food. This week: a boxed ham sandwich.

I thought grit and money would help me find an apartment in Paris because I’m a dumb American.

I’m not sure why French meals last four hours, they just do and we all have to accept it.

There aren't good photos to accompany an article about the visa office in LA, so here's one of our wedding.

Make sure your documents are super fresh.