French breakfast is different from your breakfast, but it’s also extremely important so don’t talk shit about it.
Category: Thoughts
Waiting Four Months For My Boxes To Arrive to Paris From Los Angeles: I Lived It
In a fit of optimism, I thought we’d be the first international movers to receive our moving boxes early.
For Us Americans: What Is This Paris Transportation Strike, AKA La Greve
A very abridged and unresearched first-person account of what the transportation strikes in Paris have been like.
Paris Is Having a White Sneaker MOMENT
White sneakers as far as the eye can see, but why?
How to Find an Apartment in Paris (And Also Discover That You Love Capitalism)
I thought grit and money would help me find an apartment in Paris because I’m a dumb American.
Pre-Move Bias: French Meals
I’m not sure why French meals last four hours, they just do and we all have to accept it.
There’s a VIP Option When You Apply For Your French Visa
Make sure your documents are super fresh.
Pre-Move Bias: French Weddings
French weddings are 83% better than American weddings. Except for the jars.
My Attempt To Justify This Dumb Blog
I feel guilty for writing about myself. If my writing entertains you, it might be worth the guilt.